I finally figured out how quantum physics is affecting the election. Donald Trump and friends actually exist in a parallel universe. One in which everything he says is true, where slavery still exists, women stay at home where they belong, where despots won World War II and he is the chosen one who dances his way through town halls. Nothing else can possibly explain what we are witnessing.
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Letter: Trump in parallel universe
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