Has our great national witch hunt finally caught a real witch? Consider.
The suspect (Donald Trump) uses dark magic to make decent people hate each other. He tricks ordinary Americans into committing crimes. He incites (mostly) decent Americans to riotous rampages. He’s invisible (police, judges, prosecutors, etc. can’t see him). He creeps around at night (3 a.m. on social media) while normal people sleep. He worships the Dark Lord Putin. He magically turns Lies into Truth. His “friends” become human sacrifices.
No torches and pitchforks, please. Modern witch accountability means jail time. Lock him up.
