Jagged, empty eye sockets stared blankly from the hideous mask. Each cheek sprouted a mass of cotton balls, pompoms, tissue paper, buttons, coffee filters, plastic stars and deconstructed silk flowers. One ear — or where the ear should have been — was pierced with a silver Christmas tree brooch. “Death waits for us all” was scribbled on the forehead while the chin said, rather cryptically, “Don’t expect flowers.”
The mask wasn’t something out of a contemporary art gallery. It was my contribution to Bad Art Night at the Camas Public Library, which meets four times a year. The next meeting is May 18. The mask was the worst piece of art I was capable of making. And yet, it still didn’t win the trophy. How had I fallen short?
“Just because it’s hideous doesn’t mean it’s bad art. It’s just difficult to look at,” said Barbara Sheehan, art instructor and owner of Vancouver Art Space, which offers art classes for adults in Vancouver Mall. “There’s a lot of art that’s challenging but that doesn’t mean it’s bad.”
Sheehan acknowledged that taste in art is wildly subjective. One person’s velvet Elvis is art; to another, it’s kitsch. Good art has more to do with the artist’s mastery of the medium, Sheehan said. In that case, I suppose the objective of Bad Art Night was to be as amateurish as possible. For kids, that’s easy. For adults, it’s harder than it sounds.