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Letter: Trump hits a sour note

By Darrell Anderson, Battle Ground
Published: April 20, 2024, 6:00am

Our former president made history this week, the first president to be on trial in criminal court. I think back to his time as host of a reality TV show. He was a good TV host but made a poor president and got himself in a lot of trouble. I thought I would borrow “The Apprentice” main theme song and cheer everyone up by creating a little “Ditty for Dis-Honest Don.” (This is his own nickname for himself; I just added the “dis” part.)

I searched to find a rhyme that went well with your victim whine. You’ll also find if you don’t do the crime, you won’t have to pay a fine or be bothered all the time. You can even avoid the whine and won’t have to pay a dime, to your lawyers all the time. Oh, and by the way, stop being a total slime, cease blaming others, and quit lying all the time.

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