Airbnb offers ‘Shrek’s Swamp’

And in the morning, you can make waffles — at a re-creation of Shrek’s swamp that will be available in time for Halloween through Airbnb, and hosted by the ogre’s chatty sidekick, Donkey.

From Oct. 27-29, up to three guests can stay in the “mud-laden, moss-covered, murky-watered” treehouse-style dwelling, housed in the Scottish Highlands and based on the home in 2001’s original “Shrek” film.

“Shrek’s Swamp is lovely. Just beautiful. The perfect place to entertain guests,” reads a “statement” from Donkey, voiced in the film franchise by Eddie Murphy. “You know what I like about it? Everything. The overgrown landscaping, the modest interiors, the nice boulders, all of it. I can’t wait for guests to experience this muddy slice of paradise for themselves.”

Shrek’s swamp will offer guests the opportunity to “relax in the ambiance of earwax candlelight,” “enjoy a stack of freshly made waffles in the morning” — per Donkey’s famous line — and make use of “Shrek’s trusted outhouse (you know the one),” according to the Airbnb listing.

Hopefuls will be able to request a spot at the coveted swamp through Airbnb beginning Oct. 13 at 1 p.m. EDT. The company made sure to note that the opportunity is not a contest and guests must pay for and arrange their own way to and from Scotland.

Airbnb also pledged a one-time donation to HopScotch Children’s Charity, which “provides some of Scotland’s most vulnerable and disadvantaged children with respite breaks through nurturing and dynamic holiday trips.”

Airbnb recently also announced celebrity partnerships, including one with Gwyneth Paltrow. The Oscar winner, 50, listed her Montecito guest house for rental earlier this month, as part of a “Goop-inspired stay.”