I knew this day would come. Still, I wasn’t prepared for the dark, psychic wallop it would deliver.
Naturally, I found solace in retail therapy. I ordered 200 incandescent lightbulbs online.
You laugh. Or, perhaps, you weep in consonance with my pain. Either way, the end of pleasant lighting is nigh. On July 31 — a date that shall live in infamy — the United States will cease production of incandescent lightbulbs. How did this happen?
Slowly and inevitably.
Let me take you back to 2010 and to the house at 2913 Olive St. NW in Georgetown, where I lived with an adopted blind poodle named “Ollie.” (I suppose if I had lived on Salamander Street, I’d have named him Sal.)
My house emitted a warm, pinkish glow that set it apart from the others on the block. Or so passersby would mention from time to time if I happened to be sitting outside on the stoop. What caused this beautiful glow, they would ask. And if I happened to be sipping a glass of wine, which often bestirs a tendency to share secrets, I would reply, “Pink lightbulbs.”