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Everybody Has a Story: Man aims to impress by chipping in on his wife’s culinary skills

By John Rice, Felida
Published: July 29, 2023, 6:10am

I was very fortunate to marry a wonderful woman with many special talents, not the least of which is cooking. Marilyn is a foodie who can turn recipes into fine culinary delights or healthy everyday meals.

Shortly after we married, we were invited to join several young couples for a shake-and-howdy gathering at one couple’s home. This was before kids for most of us couples. Conversation was about pastimes and activities, travel, sports, careers and background.

As time passed and I was doing my meet-and-greet, I ended up in the kitchen talking with a couple of wives when the conversation morphed into a discussion about cooking and recipes. Now I was out of my element and I knew that my ability to boil water without burning it would underwhelm them. But I had to contribute something.

I came up with a great idea to have a little fun and toot Marilyn’s horn at the same time by talking about her cooking abilities. A break in their conversation came, and I could launch my redeeming contribution. With great exuberance, I began to tell them how Marilyn makes the best home-style potato chips I’ve ever had — how she thinly slices the potatoes, deep fries them in a special oil and then seasons them with different herbs. After they are done cooking, they are very much like Hawaiian potato chips, so crunchy and delicious!

That seemed to impress them, and I thought Marilyn and I would be none the worse for wear.

It was a great gathering and we chatted about it on the way home. And then it happened: Marilyn said she had been approached for further details about the potato chips she makes. Busted!

I did my best mea culpa and assured her she certainly could make the best home-style potato chips. But by then I must have poisoned the potato chip well. Fortunately, all is well after 55 years of marriage and many epicurean delights. But the story lingers to this day.

Several decades have passed and we have three daughters who are good cooks in their own right. However, there is one item that they have never prepared: potato chips.


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