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Camden: Rhetoric to ramp up with ballot drop

By Jim Camden
Published: July 12, 2023, 6:01am

Ballots for Washington’s Aug. 1 primary go out in the mail this week, which means most registered voters will have them by Saturday.

The ballot drop, as it’s called, usually shifts most campaigns into a higher gear. That means many readers will see a dramatic rise in political messages in their mailboxes and online, many of which will feature candidates speaking of themselves in the third person or the first-person plural, sometimes called the “royal we.”

Those messages also may be rife with campaign clichés that might need interpreting, even if they seem familiar. Here’s a guide to help translate some of them:

“This election is a marathon, not a sprint.” Often used to deflect the fact that a candidate is trailing in the polls, it’s actually an admission that he or she got off to a bad start and has to catch up. While sprinters and marathoners train differently and use different strategies, a good distance runner knows better than to fall too far behind.

“The only poll I care about is the one on Election Day.” While it’s true that polls reflect current sentiments rather than predicting the future, this is a pretty strange thing to say if the campaign is spending money on polling. It is an article of faith among seasoned political observers that any candidate trailing in the polls who makes a reference to Harry Truman’s 1948 presidential victory is doomed.

“Let’s let the people decide.” This is a way of sounding like a populist while merely stating the obvious process of an election. It can backfire, as in 1988 when Democratic presidential candidate Gary Hart dropped out of the race after reports of an extramarital affair, then re-entered the race with “Let the people decide” slogans on bumper stickers and lapel buttons. When most voters in the early primaries decided they would support someone else, Hart dropped out a second time.

“I’m going to listen to the people.” By this, candidates generally mean they will listen to people with whom they agree and act accordingly. They may listen to people with whom they disagree but not act at all.

“I will pursue real-world solutions.” As opposed to solutions in Bizzaro World or the Marvel multiverse?

“I will be your voice.” Sounds nice, but people get elected primarily to act, not talk. Most elected officials have thousands, or tens of thousands, of constituents, and a candidate can’t speak for all of them. A variation of that is “I’ll be your advocate,” which is equally problematic because if you need an advocate on a local issue, it usually means there’s an opposing side for whom the candidate is equally promising to be an advocate. Both suggest the candidate doesn’t have their own values, or those values are malleable enough that they will bend them for you.

“I’m not a politician.” Usually said in the same tone as one might say “I’m not a serial axe-murderer,” it suggests that the candidate isn’t smart enough to realize that campaigning for office makes one a de facto politician.

“Children are our future.” This is a safe line to toss off because the only counterarguments would be “children aren’t our future” or “grandparents are our past.” But many candidates just use it as filler and stop there, not explaining what kind of future they want children to have or how they plan to make it happen.

“I’m going to represent We The People.” Technically not a cliché, but a phrase borrowed from the Preamble to the Constitution in an effort for the candidate to score points for patriotic feelings. But it should actually cost them points for terrible grammar. Represent is a verb that requires an objective pronoun like “us,” and the people part is redundant. In the Preamble, “we” is correct because it’s the subject of verb “… do ordain and establish” later in the sentence. It arguably would be grammatically correct if the candidate means he or she wants to represent the original “We The People” who signed the Constitution. But that comes with certain downsides such as taking voting rights away from more than half the people currently registered.

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