I made a big batch of healthy hummus last week and bought a bag of mini-pitas to go with the dip. The delicious hummus was gone in a few days, but we didn’t end up eating most of the cute little pitas, each about 3 inches in diameter. Pita bread goes stale rather quickly, resulting in brittle disks hard enough to scratch cuneiform into stone tablets. I thought about feeding my pita bounty to the birds, but then I thought, “Why not make pita chips? How hard can it be?” For once, the answer to that question is, “Not hard at all! It’s so simple an invertebrate could do it!” Well, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but honestly, you barely even need opposable thumbs.
I cut each mini-pita into quarters. Some of them crumbled apart as I did so, or the bottom layer broke off from the top layer, but I still ended up with about 4 cups of solid, triangular chip-shapes. I put them in a bowl and drizzled them with 3 tablespoons of melted butter, mixing them around with my hands to make sure they got evenly coated. In another little bowl, I mixed 2 tablespoons sugar with 1 tablespoon cinnamon, a couple dashes of salt and a dash of cayenne pepper. I poured the sugar mixture onto the pita pieces and again used my hands to toss them around until they were well covered. I arranged them in a flat layer on a baking sheet and put them in a 350-degree oven for 8 minutes. The kitchen filled with the aroma of cinnamon and my mouth started watering. They were soft when they came out of the oven but crisped up as they cooled. Delicious!
The problem was, I didn’t have anything to dip them in. I wanted something sweet but not too sweet and at least moderately healthful that could be made with exactly what I had in my pantry. (I didn’t have time to go to the grocery store because I wanted to eat the chips immediately.) I put my faith in the internet, did a quick search, and the Google search engine served up a variety of recipes for chocolate cookie dough dip. Nope, it’s not actual cookie dough. It’s made with — are you ready for this? — white beans or chickpeas. Before you turn away in disgust, consider this: Much of the world enjoys sweetened bean paste in a variety of desserts. So sweet beans are not weird. Maybe we are weird because we have not yet caught on to the global sweet bean trend.
The thing about this dip, though, is that it doesn’t seem like you’re eating beans at all. The appearance and flavor is so deceptively similar to cookie dough that it will be tremendously fun to trick everyone into eating it and then saying “Ha! You are eating healthy plant protein and you didn’t even know it! Now guess what other wacky things I’ve made you eat in the last several years!”