Have you ever wondered what Santa Claus drives, apart from his sleigh?
Let’s face it, his sleigh is a company vehicle, one that’s a bit more difficult to control than a Porsche Carrera 911. You try parallel parking a sleigh with eight reindeer without any computerized driving assistance. I wish you luck.
Besides, he needs more than merely a sleigh.
Santa Claus oversees a large-scale distribution business in the North Pole, a privately-held company that sources inventory all year long, attends to client needs, and fulfills orders in a single evening. And you thought Amazon Prime was impressive?
Still, what exactly does this adored, well-positioned, global gift boss drive? Other than his sleigh, no one knows. But we’re willing to make some conjectures.
Ineos Grenadier: Santa’s age dictates comfort as well as capability given his base of operations in the North Pole. He requires a lot of functionality and the capacity to travel anywhere, at any time, in any weather, no matter what the road surface. This the Ineos Grenadier does better than just about any other vehicle. Engineered and built with the intention of lasting 30 years, not 10, it’s a true body-on-frame SUV, not some cul-de-sac aspirant. It boasts a ladder chassis, recirculating ball steering, solid front and rear axles, three locking differentials and a two-speed transfer case that the driver engages, not a microchip. Its fashion is function, with a 35.5-degree approach angle, 36.1-degree departure angle and 10.4 inches of ground clearance.