We recently celebrated our 27th wedding anniversary with a four-day trip to Bend, Ore. Our daughter came with us, as she has on most of our anniversary trips, because there’s no better way for me to commemorate the blessed day of our marriage than paddling around a hotel swimming pool with the two people I love most in the world, thinking about the buffet breakfast we’re going to enjoy the next morning and wondering if it will include a waffle-maker or maybe hot oatmeal with all the fixings.
Anyhow, that was the plan for Bend. What actually happened was that when we got to the motel we’d reserved through a booking service, the manager informed us that he only had one room available with one bed.
When we said, “But we booked a room with two beds and we have a confirmation number and everything,” he said, “That’s not my problem. Take it up with your booking service.”
And when we asked him whether he might be able to put a cot in the room for our daughter, he canceled our room and asked us, with a malicious sort of glee, to exit the premises posthaste.