After being sent out to find a good story, a rookie reporter breathlessly came back to the newsroom.
“I just saw a dog bite a man!” he told his editor.
“Here’s a quarter,” the editor told him. “Call somebody who cares.” She sent him back out to do better.
An hour later he returned, cautious but hopeful.
“I just saw a man bite a dog.”
“Stop the presses,” the editor bellowed. “We need to remake the front page!”
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Look, no one knows for sure yet just how terrible this killer is. But when you’re looking for answers as to why this story is getting so much play you must look beyond the idea that it’s extremely important. It is also unusual. It is also different.
It’s not a “Dog bites man” story. It’s a “Man bites dog” story. Along, with the who, what, where, when and why, this aphorism was one of the first things you learned in journalism school: