Camden: Inslee at home, yet everywhere

It brings to mind the intro of the old “Chickenman” radio show: “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.” Of course, this is all done by Zoom or WebEx or Skype, so he’s not really everywhere. But then, neither was Chickenman. (Readers too young to get the reference can Google it.)

It’s hard to do the math, but it’s possible that Inslee has been on national television more in the last two months than he was during his entire presidential run — even if one includes appearances on those two summertime debates with a stage full of would-be nominees.

Speaking of everywhere

Someone else who qualifies for the “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere” intro is initiative promoter turned gubernatorial candidate Tim Eyman. He actually is out and about from his Bellevue home, looking for the media spotlight at various demonstrations and protests.

He was at demonstrations in favor of dropping the stay-at-home order and work restrictions at the Capitol and at Spokane City Hall. Thursday morning he was back in Olympia, outside the Temple of Justice before the Supreme Court hearing on a request to release more inmates from state prisons during the pandemic because of crowded conditions.

Eyman later sent out a photo from the Thursday morning event that showed three people who recounted emotional stories about being victims of violent crimes. His email credits them with swaying the court into turning down the request, 5-4, to release more inmates.

This seems to ignore the fact that the justices weren’t out listening to the speeches, and that they decide cases on the law, not emotion. It’s also worth noting that while the court split 5-4, there weren’t four votes for letting out 11,000 more inmates, including some convicted murderers serving life without parole, as Eyman’s email suggests.

The dissenting minority was suggesting they disagreed on some fairly technical points about the need for a writ of mandamus, including whether the state should report back to the court on how its plans are working in a couple of weeks. Releasing inmates serving life without parole was never on the table.

Pandemic playlist

We recently mentioned some songs that should go on a playlist for folks stuck at home with the pandemic restrictions — and some that should come off — then asked readers for suggestions. Here are some that we got:

Kim James suggested “You Are Not Alone” by Michael Jackson.

Might want to cue that up after Bob Witte’s suggestions of “So Lonely” by The Police, “All By Myself” and “One is The Loneliest Number” by Harry Nilsson — although I’d go with the Three Dog Night version for the last one.

“Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?” by Chicago would be good for people who have been home so long they’d have to reply “No.”

Definitely off the playlist: “It’s The End of the World As We Know It,” by REM, no matter how tempting that may be to proclaim; and “Can’t Find My Way Home,” by Blind Faith, because with the stay-home order in place, if you can’t find your way home you shouldn’t have left.