A friend from out of town casually mentioned that he had eaten Japanese souffle pancakes, and then he went on talking as if nothing had changed.
Didn’t he notice that the Earth had stopped turning? Didn’t he see the hole that was burned through the fabric of our existence? Did he not realize that life as we had lived it up to this point had forever changed?
Three words was all it took for the world to turn upside down: Japanese souffle pancakes. And if you want to be technical, it was really only the “souffle pancakes” part. “Japanese” is just an intriguing modifier.
How had I not heard of Japanese souffle pancakes before? My entire life was a lie, and I did not even realize it.