Dear Mr. Berko: I had bad luck last year buying various high-yielding issues you and my two top brokers recommended. The brokers lost over 70 percent and did embarrassingly worse than you. According to my wife, who’s my business partner and bookkeeper, I had a net return of minus 3.6 percent in 2018, including interest and dividends.
A friend of mine found a stock called Washington Prime that’s $5.50 a share and yields nearly 18 percent. I’d like to buy 5,000 shares and would appreciate your opinion.
— E.Y., Erie, Pa.
Dear E.Y.: You must be a masochist, coming back to me for more punishment. Your folks must have dropped you on your head shortly after you were born, or they fed you too many Dum-Dums during your formative years.
Washington Prime Group (WPG-$4.50) is a wild-hair speculation that could singe your intestines and fry your occipital lobes. Initially, I thought you needed a psychiatrist, but after reviewing WPG, I think you need a discount broker. Your two top brokers will charge you some important body parts to purchase 5,000 WPG shares, while discount brokers like Vanguard or Schwab will charge $4.95 for the whole kit and kaboodle.