If the last Thanksgiving leftovers have been thrown out and at least one radio station is playing “Jingle Bell Rock,” it can only mean it’s that magical time of the year, when some people believe wishes — no matter how unrealistic others might say they are — can come true.
No. Not Christmas. Legislative Bill Prefiling Month.
Government reporters work on a different calendar than most people. We also refer to next month as “Legislature Starts” rather than “January.”
Before Legislature Starts some eager beaver lawmakers feel they can’t wait for everyone to come back to Olympia to share their great ideas. They submit proposals early, or prefile bills in December, either to give their colleagues fair warning or to entice bored reporters to write about them.
Well, the joke’s on them because we’re rarely bored and there are usually too many prefilings to give each one the attention the sponsor probably thinks it deserves. But in keeping with the season, here are a few that may not have a chance without help from a jolly fat guy in red who can make reindeer fly.