Dear Mr. Berko: My spouse and I are both in our early 60s, and we have $10,000, with the hope of being able to get an 8 to 9 percent return. I know this may be a high reach because we don’t want to own any volatile issues. If there is such an animal that could give us this return, with moderate risks, we’d be very appreciative.
— PC, Akron, Ohio
Dear PC: My friend Velveeta Jackson has accused me of eating too many Twinkies under the power lines, because the issues I recommend tend to be income stocks. But Velveeta is only partially right. I love the taste and texture of Twinkies and probably eat too many, but I always stay far from all those power lines because they give most people (including me) the hiccups. Sometimes they may cure hiccups, too.
Velveeta is right as rain when it comes to her observation about most of this column’s recommendations. I tend to suggest investing in stocks that pay fair to handsome dividends, and dividend stocks don’t fall as much as the stock market when the market falls. So the stock I’ll recommend here is called AmeriGas Partners (APU-$41.97), which is one of the nation’s largest propane distributors, with over 2 million customers (residential, commercial, industrial and agricultural) in all 50 states via nearly 2,000 distribution centers. A couple hundred shares should give you a comfortable 9.1 percent return.
For grins and giggles, let’s assume today is March 14, 2008, and you bought 300 shares of APU at $33 a share and instructed your stockbroker to reinvest all the distributions. Now it’s exactly 10 years later, and your $10,000 APU investment has grown to 685 shares worth $28,750. That’s an 11.2 percent average annual return in those 10 years. Now let’s assume that you bought 300 shares of APU and didn’t reinvest the distributions; rather, you spent those dividends on baubles, bangles and beads. Your shares of APU would be worth $23,200, and that’s an 8.78 percent average annual return.