Today is a very important day. If you have a hammer, you might want to grab it right now. Roll out the red carpet and sound the trumpets for today is NATIONAL WORSHIP OF TOOLS DAY! As my tool-centric spouse likes to say, it’s important to have the right tool for the job. And he does… which I like to remind him about whenever I hear him say, “Honey, I’ll be right back — I need a new tool.”
Husband-and-wife stuff aside, tools are very important. How do I know this? Well, let’s take a trip back in time. Before there was Home Depot and Lowe’s, before the existence of mom-and-pop hardware stores, long before there were blacksmiths, there were cavemen. Cavemen needed to make fire, hunt food, and festoon caves (just kidding), so tools were essential. Not only that, I’ll bet cavemen and cavewomen had the same back-and-forth as 21st century couples. Imagine Mr. Krok saying to Mrs. Krok, “Must make right tool for job. Must have bigger stick,” and Mrs. Krok rolling her eyes and remarking, “Have many sticks now. No need.” Some things never change.
But I digress. This column is not about marriage counseling — it’s about tools. As a way to observe National Worship of Tools Day, I have created a tool-themed book list for your reading pleasure. And because having fun with tools has no age barrier, I’ve included several children’s books. I can still remember my dad helping me construct a wooden cat-shaped planter for my mom when I was a preteen, and while he did most of the hard stuff, he made sure I was completely involved and that I had the chance to use some of his tools. So cool.
Enjoy these books, and remember: measure twice, cut once.
• “75 Tools Every Man Needs and How to Use Them Like a Pro” by James Kidd.