Dear Mr. Berko: Do you have a Facebook page? If so, our investment club can’t find it. We think it would be very interesting for the public to view your personal thoughts and get to know more about the man who has been writing for our newspaper for more than 35 years.
Also, what do you think about Rite Aid? Do you think it has a chance of coming back to the $5 to $9 range? If so, our club would like to buy 5,000 shares of the stock.
— D.R., Oklahoma City
Dear D.R.: I don’t use Facebook. I never have and never will. Facebook users are often, lonely, sad, despairing people who can’t find their own reality. They have weird behavioral problems and can’t function effectively in the multiple realities of a larger society.
I’m not lonely, sad or despairing. I’ve made a few lasting friends in the past 40 to 60 years, and that’s enough. Unlike Facebook users, I’m not an exhibitionist. I am very private and wouldn’t deign to share my personal thoughts with the cretins on Facebook, many of whom have room temperature IQs. I don’t give a fig about what’s happening to my high school and college acquaintances. Unlike habitual Facebook users, I live for the future, not in the past. I have a delightful life and family and don’t need Facebook’s validation of my choices. And I don’t have tattoos, either! Some folks estimate that 62 percent of Facebook users are disgusted with their bodies and cover their arms, faces and necks with repulsive colors and images so grotesque that they would scare a cat off a gut wagon.