Dear Mr. Berko: Our stockbroker wants us to invest about 20 percent of our $510,000 joint account in Chinese stocks. He has given us a list of 20 stocks to buy that sell for between $8 and $21 a share. I don’t recognize any of the names (list included), but they’re supposedly the best and biggest stocks on the Hang Seng index. Our broker is very enthusiastic and believes that this Chinese portfolio could double in three to five years. We are conservative investors in our late 40s and can’t afford to make mistakes. We figure we have 20 years to build value. Please share your thoughts on these Chinese recommendations.
— JP, Joliet, Ill.
Dear JP: I think that brokster has a cortical neuron deficit and is unable to generate the synchronous presynaptic spikes to initiate a postsynaptic spike for an asynchronous gain. His fixation on China suggests that he’s dumber than a bowl of mice, too! Read on, John.
His Excellency Xi Jinping was elected president of the People’s Republic of China by the National People’s Congress in 2013. In December 2016, Xi (pronounced like “she”) warned the 2,980-member NPC, the largest legislature in the world, that China’s democratic dictatorship was facing an imminent economic crisis. Xi sternly cautioned the NPC: “Currently, financial risks are volatile and frequent.
Although systemic financial risks are generally under control, risks are accumulating from nonperforming assets, liquidity, bond defaults, shadow banks, external shocks, a property bubble, government debt and internet financing, and the financial markets are also in a mess. Some financial risks are long-standing, lurking sources of infection that are concealed very deep but may erupt in a flash. … This demands high vigilance.”