Do baboons pass gas? What about salamanders? Millipedes?
These questions sound like the sort Bart Simpson might have asked to derail science class. But real-life scientists are now taking to Twitter to provide answers. So far, they’ve created a hashtag — #DoesItFart — and a Google spreadsheet that details the flatulence habits of more than 60 animals.
So, which animals cut the proverbial cheese? Tons. Bats do, according to David Bennett, a Ph.D. candidate at Queen Mary University of London. And the bigger they are, the harder they honk.
Rats, zebras and bearded dragons also pass gas. Birds, on the other hand, do not seem to have a biological need to do so, though they could, theoretically. Marine invertebrates such as oysters, mussels and crabs? Alas, they are whoopee-impaired.
The science of flatulence is not just about potty humor, by the way. Cattle gas, for example, is a significant contributor to atmospheric methane that contributes to climate change. And fauna flatulence is also a hot topic among certain crowds — ones scientists want to engage.
“Does it fart?” is one of most frequent questions zoologists receive from kids, said Dani Rabaiotti of the Zoological Society of London. In fact, the whole #DoesItFart adventure started when her teenage brother asked if snakes ever experience flatulence. Rabaiotti knew from her own work that the wild dogs of Africa definitely pass gas, as do the extremely gassy seals that reside on the Atlantic island of South Georgia. But she wasn’t sure about snakes, so she consulted snake expert David Steen.
The short answer is yes, says Steen, a wildlife ecologist at Auburn University. “Snakes sometimes discharge feces and musk as a defensive strategy, and this is often accompanied by what I would consider classic fart noises,” he said.
Steen said this question seems to be a favorite of the preteen crowd.
“I don’t know if animal flatulence questions can serve as a significant gateway to a greater appreciation of biodiversity, but it is always fun to see what captures people’s attention,” he said. “It is at least an opportunity to engage with a larger audience and bring new folks into the conversation.”
And if engagement is the goal — or at least a byproduct — does the topic really matter? “Just because it’s flatulence doesn’t mean it’s inherently silly,” said Adriana Lowe, a researcher of biological anthropology at the University of Kent, U.K. “The diets and digestive systems of animals are an important and fascinating field of study, and gas is just a part of that.”
Lowe studies chimpanzees in Uganda’s Budongo forest, animals whose gas appears to vary with their diet. “Fruit is tootier than leaves, and figs seem to be the worst offenders,” she said.
On occasion, these bodily functions even aid in her research. “Several times I have been with one or two chimps and not been aware others are nearby until the farts start,” she said. “Some of them have that very long, air-being-released-from-a-balloon quality, which is handy because it gives you a bit longer to pinpoint where it’s coming from.”
#DoesItFart is only the latest spur-of-the-moment hashtag to be created by scientists and snickered at by the general public. (Such as: #JunkOff and #FieldWorkFail.) There are also longer-running, single-scientist efforts, like the snake identifications Steen provides at #NotACopperhead and #NotACottonmouth. Similarly, Michelle LaRue, a research ecologist at the University of Minnesota, hosts a game in which she posts pictures of cats big and small and followers guess whether the animal is a #CougarOrNot. Kaeli Swift, a Ph.D. student at the University of Washington, orchestrates a game called #CrowOrNo. (Note: Both games are far more difficult than they might sound.)
At this point, I should probably tell you that I also have a hashtag. It’s called #ButtOfWhat, and its premise is simple: Educate and entertain while talking about animal backsides. Is it a childish gimmick? Sure. But I guarantee you’ll learn a thing or two by following along. (For instance, porcupine coitus involves a fair bit of screaming.)
This is also why I follow hashtag games like #DoesItFart — every one is an opportunity to learn weird and wonderful facts about both animals and the lives of scientists.
“When scientists can present these seemingly silly facts, it invites people to be part of what we know and to find out what we don’t, which enables us to show how science works,” said Cassandra Raby, a researcher with the Zoological Society of London, who confirms that baboons can drop some bombs. (Females with swollen genitals are the worst, by the way.)
You could also argue that diversions like these give scientists a chance to share data they might otherwise leave in a notebook.
“We spend a lot of time with our study organism and see some interesting or weird behaviors,” said Nick Caruso, a researcher of salamanders (which do not pass gas) at the University of Alabama and creator of the open-access #DoesItFart spreadsheet. “This type of info, unless directly relevant to the study, may not make it into our publications and we don’t always get a chance to talk about it.”
So some people are interested in these games for the outreach or the data collection, while others just see them as good old fashioned fun. Me? I’m obviously in it for the butts. And I’ve already got my next topic lined up: Millipedes.
Whereas most animals that pass gas have soft, fleshy derri?res, millipedes have hard valves that probably act as silencers for their toots, said Angie Macias, a graduate student studying forest pathology at West Virginia University. What’s more, research has shown that the arthropods create quite a bit of methane in their intestines, and that gas has only one place to go — out the back.
“Put it all together, and I would say that millipede toots are probably very smelly, and definitely flammable,” says Macias.
Silent, in other words. But potentially deadly.
