Dear Mr. Berko: I own 150 shares of Yahoo, and I also own 200 shares of Verizon, which is buying Yahoo for $4.8 billion. Please tell me what you think of this buyout and what you think will happen to the Alibaba shares, which Verizon isn’t acquiring. And please tell me how much I’m going to get in cash for my Yahoo shares. Also, what do you think about buying Energy Transfer Partners?
— D.K., Davenport, Iowa
Dear D.K.: I recall way back in 1998 when Larry Page and Sergey Brin offered to sell Google to Yahoo for $2 million so they could return to their studies at Stanford. Yahoo’s management said, “Forget about it!” And I recall way back in 2008 when Microsoft offered to pay $45 billion and chump change to buy Yahoo. That was $33 a share. Yahoo co-founder Jerry Yang told Bill Gates to take a long walk off a high alp. Today Verizon is paying a few pennies under $5 a share.
Yahoo (YHOO-$38), as a standalone company that traded at over $110 a share in 1999, just couldn’t cut it. Marissa Mayer was unable to gain the trust of the employees who remained at YHOO when she became CEO. She also lacked the ability and charisma to attract the right bright people needed to run this former juggernaut and generate sufficient advertising revenues. The sale to Verizon (VZ-$54) ends YHOO’s devolution from a once-proud World Wide Web search pioneer to a mewling competitor and gives VZ 1 billion new potential users.
Current Yahoo shareholders will keep the company’s successful investments in Alibaba, China’s e-commerce giant, and Yahoo Japan, which is also profitable. Both Alibaba and Yahoo Japan will be spun off into a publicly traded company that has yet to be given a name. I have several apropos suggestions; however, they wouldn’t be appreciated by management of either company. Some observers think the new company will trade at $30 to $35 a share. The rest of Yahoo, which is worth a bit more than diddly, will be folded into Verizon’s AOL. And you can expect quiet fireworks as employees from both firms become territorial and thousands are laid off. This ends YHOO’s 21-year reign as a public company and completes Marissa’s failed four years as YHOO’s most attractive CEO. All that said, the buyout must be approved by federal regulators, too many of whom, I’ve been told, couldn’t officiate a game of checkers.