Dear Mr. Berko: I have $60,000 that I can afford to risk in cloud-computing stocks, which is where the action is supposed to be. My broker wants me to own Red Hat, EMC, Brightcove and Informatica. Could you recommend four other cloud stocks for me to consider?
— D.V., Cleveland
Dear D.V.: “Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?” wrote Robert Browning in 1855.
It seems many businesses are reaching for the cloud and succeeding beyond what I should have imagined. Salesforce.com (CRM-$71.50) — a software as a service, or SaaS, provider — is one of the cloud companies that I panned in 2012 and 2013 because it was losing hundreds of millions of dollars. Common sense, logic and Confucius say companies that continue to lose hundreds of millions each year must fall in price or go bankrupt. Well, common sense, logic and Confucius are old hat today. CRM continued to climb from $25 to $78 (adjusted for a 4-for-1 split), and so did revenues. In 2004, revenues were $201 million, and CRM established its home in the cloud, where the rules are different from the ones here on earth. This year, with more than 100,000 clients in 70 countries, revenues have climbed to $6.5 billion, but CRM will still post a loss of $65 million. In this upside-down, “Alice in Wonderland” world of frantic investors, driven by trillions of dollars of free Federal Reserve money and zero gravity, red has become the new black and losses are the new profits. Investors, fearful of missing the next Apple, Microsoft or Google, become frantic speculators, panicked into buying everything with the word “cloud” in its literature.
Cloud stocks and SaaS providers are way beyond my ken. My 53 years in this business have taught me to respect the old-fashioned way of investing: “Only buy stock in companies whose products you understand and that have rising revenues, rising profits, rising dividends, a good income statement and a strong balance sheet.” What a joke that is today! Because I don’t know enough about cloud stocks to recommend any, I called my friend Mongo Flootworth, an investment guru who called the May 6, 2010, flash crash 16 minutes before it happened. Mongo, who looks like a walking mug shot, gave me the following cloud issues, which he believes will quadruple (LOL) in price in the next five years.