Shutdown or slimdown? The ridiculousness of the budget battle in Washington, D.C., can be found in the semantics.
On one hand, you have CNN, which counted down the hours to the “shutdown” of the federal government with a sort of doomsday clock. Once the deadline passed, the network started counting up. As of one point Wednesday morning, a graphic tucked into the corner of the screen read, “Day 2, Government Shutdown, 38:01:18.” And counting. Remarkably, given the breathless coverage, pigs had not begun to fly; dogs and cats were not living together; the Apocalypse did not appear to be nigh.
On the other hand, there was Fox News, which insisted upon calling the “shutdown” a “slimdown.” And regardless of how you feel about the perspective from which Fox often presents the news, the network’s description appears to be accurate. While Congressional members and President Obama continue to refer to a shutdown, and while government buildings and national parks and monuments have been closed, the government continued to function. About 800,000 federal workers deemed “non-essential” were furloughed while millions continued to work, providing fodder for critics who gleefully question why the government has that many employees who are not essential. Mail continued to be delivered; Social Security and military pay continued to be doled out; and, oh yeah, members of Congress continued to be paid.
For many people, the shutdown or slimdown hit hardest with news that Saturday’s scheduled football game between the Air Force Academy and the Naval Academy might be postponed. Same with Army’s game at Boston College. When they start messing with our sports, for some Americans that’s the last straw. Meanwhile, a majority of the people are left shaking their collective heads over the impasse that has grown so childish.