Tapenade enhances the best parts of olives
Tapenade is, Wikipedia helpfully notes, “not to be confused with tamponade.” I should hope not, unless you’re a playwright looking for a premise for your next farce. One of these two words refers to a method of diminishing bleeding by stopping up a wound. The other describes the best thing to do with olives.
Yes, better even than eating them by themselves. It can be very pleasant to nibble on a big green Cerignola or a dainty indigo nicoise, preferably while sipping wine on a terrace in one of those olive’s namesake towns. But olives qua olives are … repetitive. Crushing salty, juicy, meaty flesh between your molars is exciting the first time you do it, but the pleasure diminishes steeply with each new fruit. Has anyone ever binged on olives? I doubt it. A few bites of the oil-berry, as Medieval Europeans dubbed it, are always enough.
Tapenade, on the other hand, makes you want more of it, even if it means ruining your appetite for dinner. It’s hard to account for the addictive nature of this paste of olives, capers, anchovies, and olive oil. (The name comes from a Provencal term for capers, even though they play a supporting role.) My highly unscientific theory is that those other ingredients intensify everything that is good about olives (saltiness, oiliness) and remove or mitigate the drawbacks (acridity, pits). Adding anchovies and capers to olives might sound like adding honey and maple syrup to sugar, but it works. (Tapenade, I mean. I can’t vouch for the latter concoction.)
In addition to being crazy addictive, tapenade is crazy easy to make in a blender or food processor. Ideally, you’ll stop the machine once all the ingredients are minced but not fully pure´ed, to ensure a rough texture. But if you go overboard — or if your machine knows no interval between giving ingredients a gentle twirl and thoroughly pulverizing them — it’s no big deal. A mix of pert, tart green olives and soft, savory black olives is ideal. (The latter are ripened versions of the former, which accounts for their differences in texture and taste.) Fresh olives — from an olive bar, if your local grocery store has one — are best. Jarred olives are a fine alternative; canned are not.
