Of all the boats on the Columbia River — going after those tasty spring chinook near the Interstate 205 Bridge on Wednesday — one seemed different.
One person who called 911 about 5:30 p.m. thought it was just a regular boat, but its engine wouldn’t start and it was drifting downriver and needing a tow.
Others saw no one on board and figured the crew needed help in the cold water and strong currents in some areas.
The most exciting theory was that it was a military stealth boat, some built to get fighters like Navy SEALs to an operation without being detected, and bring them out fast under the radar.