Pruning shears. A wrong turn toward Canada. Chinese gangs. Code words for torture and murder. And a prison mastermind with a fetish for paisley ties and a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his leg.
The New Mexico State Police headquarters was crushed by media calls Thursday seeking information about a report that superstar Bieber was the target of a prison-hatched murder-for-hire scheme.
“This is crazy!” a police receptionist said over the phone, in disbelief at the attention.
First, neither Bieber nor anyone else was harmed. Police moved quickly, the plot was foiled and arrests have been made. A purported $2,500-per-testicle castration order was directed at other targets, not Bieber, according to court documents.