Here’s a month-by-month wish list for 2012. All of these items range from “fat chance” to “never going to happen” to “you must be on some medication for even thinking like this.”
But one can dream, right?
January: Instead of the traditional Clark County Wrestling Championships, we bring in The Octagon. For the final matches, let’s have MMA-style championships. Heck, I hear a lot of former high school wrestlers are mixed martial artists now, anyway. Let’s have a high school exhibition. One night only. We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge. Seriously, who wouldn’t want to see this? Well, besides moms everywhere?
February: Columbian football player of the year Parker Henry of Skyview opts against signing a letter of intent to play college football, uses a fake ID to show he is old enough for the NFL, then signs with the Minnesota Vikings. By September, all Vikings fans will forget that Adrian Peterson hurt his knee. They won’t need AP anyway. They’ll have PH.
March: Prairie girls win the Class 3A state basketball title without attempting a two-point field goal in any of the three games at the Tacoma Dome. Even on fast breaks, they stop at the arc and pop. Seriously, who wouldn’t want to see this? Well, besides coach Al Aldridge? (Somehow, I think he’d take the championship but would prefer at least a few inside shots.)