Vancouver's shoulder may be semipermanently chipped, but we've been singled out by clever number crunchers for numerous noteworthy accomplishments nonetheless. We always take these rankings with a hypertensively huge pile of salt -- but here's a sample of how our cool has been celebrated on the national stage:
So cool
• Great park: Esther Short Park was named one of 2013's Ten Great Public Spaces by the American Planning Association, which called it "the gold standard in terms of having a true sense of place, cultural and historical interest, community involvement, and a vision for tomorrow."
o Fun run: The Vancouver USA Marathon is one of the top nine new marathons, according to Runner's World magazine.
o Livable: Vancouver was ranked No. 96 on Livability.com's list of best places to live -- out of 1,700 small and midsized cities -- and No. 10 on the list of best "staycation" cities for local historical and sightseeing opportunities.
o Young readers: No. 2 library for children, according to Livability.com, which calls our new downtown library "a sensory treat" and "magical."
o Adult readers: "Fifty Shades of Grey" is set partially on the campus of Washington State University Vancouver.n Readers: Fourteenth-best-read city, according to Amazon in 2013.
o Oh baby: 11th-most-romantic city, according to a 2011 rating by Amazon.com, which measured per capita sales of romance novels and relationship books, romantic comedy movies, Barry White albums and sexual wellness products.
o Pink triangle: The Advocate magazine ranked Vancouver the sixth-gayest city in the nation in 2011. (Gay state Rep. Jim Moeller's immediate doubletake: "Are you sure, Vancouver, Washington?")
Not so cool
• Bad bridge: Each span of the Interstate 5 Bridge independently made Travel+Leisure Magazine's 2013 top-20 list of "America's Most Dangerous Bridges." That's for traffic crashes, not the bridge's durability.
-- Scott Hewitt